At lease my dog likes it. See him jumping up and down in the front yard? No?
"Willie! Jump up and down so people can see you!"
"Woof! Woof woof yap yap !" ("I'm a dog. I have pride. I do not jump up and down like a ... never mind.")
"Like a what?"
"Bark snarf." ("Like a rabbit. No offense.")
"You aren't having fun playing in the snow?"
"Brk? Sniff sniff grrrrrrr." ("When I was curled up asleep on my rug in front of the heating vent, did I LOOK like I wanted my fuzzy self thrown out into a snow bank?!")