Ok, I have a story to tell you. Many years ago
(MANY years ago) I was in an Equity waiver production of “Wonderful Town,”
written by Leonard Bernstein. (“Equity Waiver” meaning the leads were Equity,
the supporting cast was whatever was capable of walking and chewing gum at the
same time. Yes – I was one of them.) We were opening in Ft. Wayne Indiana at a
quite respectable theatre when we got work that Bernstein himself might come to
see our show. (We were one of the first groups outside of New York to actually
produce this musical.) On the night he was scheduled to attend, we outdid
ourselves … (What if he likes me? What if HE likes ME?) I mean, he was doing
SOMETHING in Cleveland at the time. What if …?) But he didn’t show. Instead, he
sent a 21-year-old LACKY to see OUR show and EVALUATE IT to the great maestro.
I remember, greatly disappointed, standing backstage and listening to this
character sing our praises – that we had done good, that he would tell
Bernstein that we had done him proud – yeah yeah yeah. Bullshit. Most of our
cast dispersed. (There was a bar two blocks away we called home.) I felt sorry for
this guy – obviously he had made a 200-mile-trip for a less than enthusiastic
response. So as the cast departed, I invited him to join us. “I can’t,” he
responded, “got to get back to Cleveland.” We shook hands in parting. “Jack
Petersen,” I said, “glad to meet you.” “Steve,” he responded. “Steve,” I asked.
“Sondheim,” he responded, “Steve Sondheim.”
In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn a stately pleasure-dome decree: where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground with walls and towers were girdled round: And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree; And here were forests ancient as the hills, enfolding sunny spots of greenery.
Jack Bunny is the alter ego of a playwright, theatrical director, and drama critic. If you are at a party and see a 150 pound rabbit at the punch bowl, it might be him!
(On the other hand, it might also mean that perhaps you should step away from the punch bowl for awhile.)
Available Plays
ANOTHER DUMB GHOST STORY (Full length)
THE REVENANT (Full length)
CORIE (Full length)
MORGAN (Full length)
VOLLEYS (Full length)
ELYCE TIMES ONE (Full length - written with J.E. Ocean)
THE DISENCHANTED FROG (Children's One-act)
THE ART OF BUILDING BRIDGES (One-act)
FROM MY VANTAGE POINT (One-act)
THE TRIAL (One-act)
WHAT'S NEW IN LATHERDUE? (Reader theatre One-act)
ROUGH DRAFT (One-act)
THE GRAND GILDER (One-act)
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